Welcome BASTARDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS

"A Mystery Wrapped in Ludo Chips 🎭🎲

Let’s get one thing straight:

• I only write about others (because let’s be real, I’m hard to understand ).
• Some of you think you know me… you don’t.
• The rest? Good luck figuring me out.

My life motto: "Why tell the truth when fiction is more fun?" 😉

PSA: If I ever share a ‘fact’ about myself, assume it’s 50% lie, 30% exaggeration, and 20% "why am I like this?"